“You fight like a girl.”
Reblogging because I’m sure the comic readers out there could add some more.
i can’t hear you
over the sound
of me crushing my enemies
so here you go
this is the best post on tumblr, hands down
Went to the vet today with my ex, Tansy, to pick up the ashes of our cat. There was crying. We remembered how he was both the cutest cat ever and also kind of dumb and a butthole. I’m sitting here at my desk remembering him curled up next to my laptop because he demanded to be near me.
I have a clay copy of his pawprint baking in the oven, and Tansy gave me some of his ashes to keep. Some of the ashes were spread outside our condo, too. As she put it, “In the end he was as much yours as mine. You guys were bros.” It means the world to me that even though we’re broken up we’re still talking and she was willing to offer me this gesture. I need to get a box to keep my bit of ashes in, and figure out who keeps cutting these goddamned onions.
A handy guide for anyone not familiar
Daily Show correspondent Michael Che tries to find a safe place to report from.
I loved this video <3
Got my hair dyed. Stylist even braided it!
Your level of gorgeous is, simply put, off the charts.